Pink Visual Makes Conan an Offer He Simply Can’t Refuse
Conan O’Brien asked for it, and Pink Visual took no time in obliging the newly beleaguered host of the Tonight Show by offering him a job in an industry that actually takes care of its own—hardcore porn. That’s right, a job in porn, doing whatever the hell he wants. In a monologue earlier this week, Conan—who is clearly smarting from the news that Jay Leno is moving back to the 11:35 p.m. time slot—laid out a number of options he has before him.
One of his options obviously got the fine folk at Pink Visual thinking hard: “Leave television altogether and work in a classier business with happier people, like hardcore porn,” he said, showing a sexy shoulder as a sneak peek at his erotic capabilities. Wednesday, the Arizona-based company sprang into action, firing off a letter from Brand and Product Manager Kim Kysar to the talented and very tall comedian.